the oscars 2015

1. Design: 

A stylized figure of a knight holding a crusader's sword standing on a reel of film with five spokes signifying the five original branches of the Academy (actors, directors, producers, technicians and writers). No model was used during the design process.

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Designer: 
Cedric Gibbons, chief art director at Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

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Sculptor: 
Los Angeles artist George Stanley

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Manufacturer: 
R. S. Owens & Company in Chicago

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Manufacturing Time: 
3–4 weeks for 50 statuettes
2. Do's and err.....Dont's Basic rule Don't forget to thank your family. After all they had to put up with all those days and nights without mom or dad.
1. BE RELATABLE
2. TRY A JOKE
3.DON’T BE A DIVA
4. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, CRY
5. Take a moment to kiss or hug those closest to you, but only a moment.
6. Don't climb over seats to the stage.
7. Don't send a proxy to collect your award.
8.  Memorize a witty put-down in case of streakers. ( Streaker's does not mean you're going to lose your clothes, it however is the Academy's Acronym for mistakes.)
9.  Don't out anyone.
10. Do be charming.
11.  Do try for eloquence – but not too much.
and overall Have fun!
DO NOT say these:
"What's crazy about this is I don't even LIKE Jews."
"Sorry it took me so long to get up here! I had a boner and I had to wait for it to go down."
"Now I can trade in my wife for KATHRYN BIGELOW!"
"Suck it, Quvenzhané Wallis!"
"Who has two thumbs and is doing coke off a hooker's ass tonight? THIS GUY!"
"And thank you to the Ayatollah Khomeini for inspiring this film."

"I kind of feel bad that this award didn't go to the old lady."
"And thank you to Osama bin Laden for inspiring this film."
"Talk about torture! That tribute to Jerry Weintraub—just waterboard me!"
"And thank you to destitute French whores for inspiring this film."
"Speak American you snobby assholes: It's LAY MIZ."
"This one's for you, Xenu."
"Holy fuck balls! This is crazy! I mean WHAT THE SHIT?!"
"And thank you to Hurricane Katrina for inspiring this film."
"Every once in a while, you people get it right."
"Oh my god and there's Meryl Streep! I'd like to wear her skin like a dress."
"I'm so in love with my brother right now!"
"And to my beautiful, amazing, supportive wife, who's stood by me through it all: I want a divorce."
"I'd like to thank Zach Braff."
"OMGIWASN'TEXPECTINGTHIS!...SORRY! OMG! OMG!! HAHAHA. SORRY! THISISSUCHASURPRISE!!"
"I'd like to thank my co-stars, Davy D. Lewis, Susan Fields, and Jacob Goldstein-Levitt"
"If you work hard, dreams can come true. Also, hand jobs help."
"SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!!"
"OH MY GOD THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE WITHOUT ALL THOSE SLAVES. Let's just take a minute to remember how awesome the slaves were."
"I think we should give Seth MacFarlane another chance."
"So who wants to know who's really gay in Hollywood. Huh? Huh?"
"I'd like to thank my agent."

Oscars Opening Ceremony: Live from the Red Carpet
Hosts Robin Roberts, Lara Spencer and Michael Strahan will cover red carpet arrivals and interview this year’s nominees. People magazine's Jess Cagle and Yahoo Style editor in chief Joe Zee provide commentary.
After that IT'S SHOWTIME BABY!
 Your host is Neil Patrick Harris with the first musical melody. Amy Adams sang with him and Jack Black err....interrupted
Your presenters for the worlds famous night will include as follows:
Amy Adams
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel
Jim Carrey
Glenn Close
Bradley Cooper
Penélope Cruz
Benedict Cumberbatch
Viola Davis
Daniel Day-Lewis
Robert De Niro
Zac Efron
Sally Field
Harrison Ford
Jamie Foxx
Andrew Garfield
Jennifer Garner
Whoopi Goldberg
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Anne Hathaway
Goldie Hawn
Chris Hemsworth
Kate Hudson

Samuel L. Jackson
Angelina Jolie
Michael B. Jordan ( That's B. Jordan folks, not air Jordan)
Anna Kendrick
Jennifer Lawrence
Matthew McConaughey
Ewan McGregor
Bill Murray
Kim Novak
Tyler Perry
Brad Pitt
Sidney Poitier
Gabourey Sidibe
Will Smith
Kevin Spacey
Jason Sudeikis
Channing Tatum
Charlize Theron
John Travolta
Christoph Waltz
Kerry Washington
Emma Watson
Naomi Watts Lupita Nyong'o gave the best supporting actor award. And J. K. Simmons wins the very first award for Whiplash. Octavia Spencer was awarded the permission of holding of hosts picks. Liam Neeson was presenter for best picture. American Sniper won. Dakota Johnson presented Adam Levine's performance of Lost Stars. The Academy band played a jazz rendition of Huey Lewis's Power of Love. j-lo and Chris pine presented for costume design, Milena Canonero won for The Grand Budapest Hotel. Rese Whiterspoon announced the award for makeup and we have another win for the Grand Budapest hotel. Channing Tatum announces the winner for the team Oscar award. Nichole Kidman and Chetell edgepor announced best foreign film and your winner is Ida next up is Shirley McLane birdman won. Marion Couture presented the lonely island singing everything is awesome from the LEGO movie. Kerry Washington and Jason Bateman present best live action short film. And The Phone call wins. and the y also presented docu -short subject and the award went to crisis hotline. The next presenter is Viola Davis to speak about the Governor's Awards Winners. The Host did a punch with  David Oyelowo.  And Rese Once again presented Tim McGraw Honorably singing I'm not gonna miss you from Glenn Campbell's I'm gonna be me. Ladies and Gents Neil came out in his undies. Next presenters are Margot Robbie and Robert Teller  for the technology awards. next award was for the sound track in a movie and Whiplash wins it. and next came sound editing. The winner was American Sniper. Next presenter for best actress is Jared Leto. And the Oscar goes to Patricia Arquette for boyhood . Lady Gaga sang Greatfull. Next was award for visual effects. The Oscar went to interstellar. Next presenter for animated short were Kevin Hart and Anna Kendrick. And the Oscar went to Feast.  And the presenters for animated film were Zoey Soldana and the rock. The winner is Big Hero 6. Next was the president of the academy of arts and sciences Sheryl  Boone Isaacs talking about storytellers. Next up was Chris Pratt and Felicity Jones for production design. And well 3 times a charm The Grand Budapest Hotel.  Next was Idris Alba and Jessica Chastain for Cinematography the award went to birdman. Meryl Streep somberly announced the people we have lost over time and Jennifer Hudson gave a performance to remember the fallen in cinema and stage called I can't let go. Next up was Naomi Watts and Benedict Cumberbach for best filmmaking . And Tom Cross won for Whiplash. Next was Terrence Howard presenting best picture. Selma won. Next were awards for best documentary, and citizen four wins! Next John Legend and Common sang Glory from the movie Selma. Adina Menzel and john Travolta presented best original song. And Glory won from Selma. Scarlett Johansen presented Lady Gaga Singing The Sound Of Music and These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things and Climb Every Mountain from Julie Andrews The Sound Of Music, and then Julie stepped onstage and presented the award for best score. Fourth time and still strong as an ox The Grand Budapest Hotel wins! Next up is Eddie Murphy with best screenplay and Birdman takes it. Next up is Oprah presenting best adapted screenplay. and The Imitation games gets it and the writer of the Imitation games said he tried to kill himself when he was young just because he was different , and he said even though you might be different doesn't mean you can't do anything and he said not to let ppl stop you. Next Ben Affleck presents best director. Birdman got it. Next Cate Blanchet presents best actor. And Eddy Redmanye wins! Next is Matt McConaughey presents best actress. Julianne Moore wins for Still Alice. Sean Penn presents best picture. BirdMan wins best movie! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR 2015 OSCARS! Just because the Oscars are over, don't go off thinking oh so this is 2016 now? We still have a long way to go this year.