Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Fuller house



Everywhere you look, you're always home 

The gang is back, but this time the reunion is short lived. The sequel/ spin-off series isn't about the entire family. It will mainly center around the fact that DJ and her sister along with their bratty neighbor Kimmy Gibbler have enter a new phase in their lives.........College, meanwhile DJ's high school crush enters their lives again and they decide to enter their own family life. But as I said in the end it will all prove when you reach an impass in your life no matter what you can always rely on family to give you that extra advice that keeps you going.

full frontal



Ladies, you now get news from your point of view. Samantha Bee co-anchor of the famed Daily show on Comedy Central will make sure you get your news the way you want it, when you want it. From a woman's perspective.

the new daily show



Jon Stewart has hung up his coat and passed the torch to someone new. Enter Trevor Noah, he promises to continue the same goofy banter and wisecracks, just as Stewart has done.

gods of egypt



Ra: Egypt has always been a paradise. But now, there is chaos. God of the air, you must protect the mortals.
Horus: I don't know if I'm strong enough.
Ra: Then become stronger.

This is supposed to be a current on screen retelling of how the Egyptian god Horus avenged his father's death the old King Osiris (who would become the current overseer of the underworld) by the hand's of his jealous uncle Set. Problem is it was ok by just a general movie standard, but if you wanted to see it as a informational mythological movie.... it was very choppy. First of all this Ancient Egypt looked like something out of New York or anywhere you would see people walking down sidewalks and having a good chat and they jut dropped pyramids wherever. If you really want to see a really good reconstruction of Ancient Egypt in all it's splendor and glory something to make you think where am I? I would strongly suggest movies like the retooling of The Mummy with Brendan Frasier and Arnold Vosloo and The Mummy Returns with The Rock joining the reprising actors, that will give you the real Egyptian feel. Like I said as just you're new movie for 2016 yea, 10 out of 10 but if you want a factual adventure movie this gets a weak 2 out of 10.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

THE WITCH



Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

This is a Folktale set in the forests of New England that get so overly worried about losing their faith in Religion that they end up one by one taking it out on themselves instead of living the devout Christian life. Which ends up in dire consequences for their health and their own sanity. 4 out 10, if you want to see a movie about people going ga ga about really nothing at all this one is for you. But if you wish to see a movie that has fact about what you are going into, this isn't it.

Friday, February 12, 2016

kitten bowl III


KITTEN BOWL III is a Hallmark Channel special event premiering Su-purr Bowl Sunday,  February 7, at 12 p.m. ET/PT, 11C. TV personality, author and animal advocate Beth Stern returns to host this year’s gridiron championship along with play-by-play announcers John Sterling, iconic radio voice of the New York Yankees, and award-winning reporter, sports analyst and commentator Mary Carillo. NFL Most Valuable Player and four-time Pro Bowl quarterback Boomer Esiason will reprise his role as Feline Football League (FFL) Commissioner and ensure these furr-ocious feline follow the league’s furr-ocious rules

Thursday, February 11, 2016

puppy bowl VII


The first game of the Puppy Bowl 2016 season started with Team Ruff versus Team Fluff. Victory goes to Team Ruff and it was a star performance from Team Ruff's Star.
The Most Valuable Player title is given to the player with the top athletic abilities and that goes the same for the fluffy kind. It's time to add another star to that list, Star the puppy that is. She sure can pack a punch.
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Details on Star shows that she's a 20-week-old Chow Chow and Labrador mix. She was named the MVP of Puppy Bowl XII after leading her Team Ruff to 70-44 lead which dominated over Team Fluff. For a puppy her size, she scored  three touchdowns.
But her double-touchdown in the middle of the second quarter made the chicken cheerleaders flap their wings like crazy. Star's move goes to the record books as being the first double touchdown in Puppy Bowl history.

A few minutes before Star's double-touchdown, a controversy threatened the game for Team Ruff when game officials discovered a deflated ball being used. Fortunately, Ted Wells was able to save the day.
When Team Ruff decided to put Star in the second quarter, Team Fluff continued without any changes. Eventually they feared that Star's presence threatened their big game when one of Team Fluff's pup-players lost control of her bowels.
It was an exciting game when in the third quarter Leah tried to bring Team Fluff back to life by scoring two touchdowns but they couldn't handle Timber, who was handed the reigns by Star leading Team Ruff leading the game with a 63-30 entering the fourth quarter.
The game goes to Team Ruff - toughest pups there are.

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

deadpool

Deadpool

Deadpool: [to Angel Dust] You're way too much man for me. That's why I brought him!
[Colossus charges at Angel... who decks him]
Deadpool: I mean, that's why I brought HER!
[points at Negasonic Teenage Warhead, who is busy on her phone]
Deadpool: No, finish your Tweet. Just give us a second here. Go get 'im, Tiger!
[Warhead pawns Angel Dust]
Deadpool: Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex...
 Lot's of people say you HAVE to see this movie. I didn't find it all that smart or funny, just a bunch of backstabs. 3 out of 10.

Friday, February 5, 2016

NFL 50





Denver Broncos 24

Carolina Panthers 10


kung fu panda 3



Po: Justice is about to be served!
[at his dad's cafe]
Po: We'll have two Justice platters, please.




Po is back for a 3rd coming of the panda with the Kung- Fu moves. And along the way he dives into more of his past maybe now more than he'll ever know. 8 out of 10. 

NFL honors



Hosted by C O N A N O' B R I A N (sorry about the long name, but if you watch his late show........eh, you'll figure out why.)

Barry Sanders And his wife introduce the A.P. Offensive Rookie Of The Year to Todd Girlie. Next is Offensive Player Of The Year Cam Newton won it but his family accepts in his absence. And the Salute to service award goes to Vincent Jackson sponsored by USAA.  Next is Sports Commissioner Walter Goodell and Walter Peyton's children and Rob Lowe talks about Anquan Boldin a finalist for man of the year. Next up is Leah and her dad Devon Seville Introducing Cancer fighter Eric Berry. He wins the award for being a comeback kid for coming back from a deadly fight with cancer. Chestrol edge clutch performance award goes to Drew Brees .Kendrick Lamar and Richard Sherman honor Defensive Rookie Of The Year going to Marcus Peters.Next is Amy Addams talking about Eli Manning. And Eli is the next recipient of the man of the year. Next is Jeff Goldblum, Liam Helmsworth and Ray Lewis present the contender of the year award and it goes to J.J. Wyatt. Antonio Brown of the Steelers gets greatness on the road. Charles Woodson gets the Art Rooney Award. Scott Pelly Announces the new hall of famers......Kevin Greene, Tony Dungy, Rick stanndfull, Eddie De Bartlo, Ken wise, Orlando Pace, Brett Farve Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the CBS hall of fame class of 2016! Next is Dr. Eiliza Wright Benjamin Watson is the 3rd recipient of the Walter Peyton award.
Next is Fantasy player of the year and it goes to Antonio Brown again.  The Deacon Jones award goes to J.J. Wyatt. Next is Vince Vaughn and Mike Ditka presenting Coach of the year and it goes to Broncos coach Ron Rivera. Joe Namath announces the MVP to Joe Gifford then shares a slideshow of the greats the NFL has lost over the years. Next is Mrs. Universe an Ron Gronkowski announcing the players of the year and it goes to brothers Arron and Richard Rodgers. The FedEx Ground player of the year is Adrian Peterson. Steve Young and Brett Favre present this year's MVP and it goes to Cam Newton. Next Troy Aikman presents the Walter Peyton Man of the year  to Anquan Boldin.. That's all folks ( as Porky would say.) Are you ready for the big game?

Monday, February 1, 2016

Lucifer



What if the king of hell himself decided to leave his hum drum life in the underworld and take a vacation to earth? This show deals with just that. Satan makes his way down to present day L.A. and takes in the atmosphere of the living, Pray for our souls.