Sunday, June 26, 2016

Brain Dead

BrainDead TV show

What would happen if a swarm of insects invaded the white house? Anybody's guess?

DC's legends of tomarrow



An all-star cast of hero's and villains are set out to become earth's most needed team in their finest hour against the timme traveling immortal Vandal Savage.

uncle buck 2016 reboot



Now even if this show got high ratings let's see how can i put this in words as they say. "This is pretty much oh....... WRONG!" Come on, Mike Epps as Buck! I mean no insult to injury but John Candy was the first one to do it then they thought that wasn't enough so they went to the small screen (TV) and they chose Kevin Meany, a Stand-Up Comic to play him...... now Mike Epps. Which when you look at it makes the John Candy movie look like it never even happened. P.S. This version makes buck look like a hipster instead of a man who is down on his luck.

SCREAM THE SERIES



I don't know how but you would think a music themed tv channel wouldn't go as far as to cooperate with a horror guru such as Wes Craven father of Freddy Kruger, but I guess if it rakes in cash then I guess i'm game on the idea. Hey it obviously worked for Teen Wolf which mind you was a comedy before MTV ruined it by turning it into a slasher series.

GUILT



In this mystery we have our occasional love/lust. And a Detective has to find killers that love getting married then killing their wives for fun.

dead of summer



summer may just kill you yet!

This show is basically your occasional rip-off of friday the 13th, except in this camp called Lakewood this killer's mother never died. He has no ax to grind toward others, he's just a wacko out for flesh.

Thursday, June 23, 2016

the queen of the south



Teresa flees Mexico after her drug-runner boyfriend is murdered. Settling in Spain, she looks to become the country's reigning drug smuggler and to avenge her lover's murder.

Ice Age 5


 The time has come EXTINCTION! Let's hope sid, many, diego and all the others can stop it.

Thursday, June 16, 2016

the shallows



Another shark movie for those shark bashers out there, you wonder why they like to snack on us? Maybe it's because Hollywood loves giving them a bad rep. ya think?

Ghostbusters 2016 reboot



Rowan( possessing Kevin): The world has ignored me long enough. My army of the undead will return........ and the universe shall be mine!

Every person on FaceBook has ripped this movie apart, just because oh yea when the old movie from 1984 came out they practically swooned over it. They loved it but now since it has Females instead of Males it is now labeled as feminist towards every male in the world. Well I got news for the Youtubers who think this, Dan Ackroyd  who is the Executive Producer of this movie happens to be 100% male, Ivan Reitman who helped Amy Pascal in bringing it to the big screen happens to be very much male. Bill Murray, Ernie Hudson, Eric Ramis (  son of Harold Ramis who passed away in 2014) is also male, so is Andy Garcia who plays the mayor. And Chris Hemsworth of THOR fame is BINGO! a male. So youtubers what'cha gotta say now hmm? Where's the feminism? I don't see much of any. I give this one a straight 10 out of 10. I salute Paul Feig, Amy Pascal and all the rest of SONY on their voyage on continuing on what Ivan Reitman, Dan Ackroyd and Harold Ramis started. Great work, all of you!

the neon demon



Jesse: You know what my mother used to call me? Dangerous. "You're a dangerous girl". She was right. I am dangerous.

A fashion model named Jesse comes to compete in  in a fashion show off competition in Los Angeles California. Little does she know that the rest of the models in attendance are what they call fashion vampires. They begin day by day by sucking her dry of her youth and vitality. Something they have done in every single competition they have ever been to all to be called the most beautiful woman on the catwalk.

the legend of tarzan



Jane Porter: He is no normal man. He was thought to be an evil spirit, a ghost in the trees. No man ever started with less.

Tarzan the lord of the jungle is back! Only one problem remains if you look at it.

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 ( as a female tarzan named Tarzana, yep B movie)

Even Arnold Schwarzenegger has played him along with Casper Van Dien and Christopher Lambert. What I'm trying to say is yes I give this movie a 7 out of 10 and lord knows for 2016 it was a great movie for young and old but the storyline has been plowed into the ground. His family crest is Greystoke he's born into a world he will forever know his parents die he is orphaned by apes. No matter who acts as Tarzan male and depessingly female on the B movie side, it will always be the same. 

the BFG



Some giant's aren't all mean, this tale by Roald Dahl tells about a seemingly friendly giant who instead of eating people collects their most outrageous and terrifying dreams. The reason for this being he want's to see what's in their hearts unlike other giants he believes the only thing that tells the character of a person is by  what they dream about. I give this a 8 out of 10, it was a very good movie most kids who read Dahl's books might like this one. The only offset was you sometimes had to really look when reality turned into animation and back again.


finding dory


Finding Dory is a 2016 3D computer-animated film and sequel to the 2003 Pixarcomputer-animated feature film Finding Nemo. The film was directed by Andrew Stanton, who also directed the original film, and was released on June 172016.
The sequel brings back the characters from the original movie, including Dory,NemoMarlin and the Tank Gang. Plans for the sequel to Finding Nemo had been in development as far back as 2005 similar to other Pixar projects and sequels.
9 out of 10

Friday, June 10, 2016

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

IDR



President Whitmore: We convinced an entire generation, that this is a battle that we could win. We sacrifice for each other no matter what the cost. And that's worth fighting for.

The old Captain Hillard is dead ( Will Smith) and his son takes command while President Whitmore is old and rather sickly at times but still there to provide reassurance to all.
And the good doctor (Brent Spiner)  has arisen from a long induced coma. All are back including Jeff Goldblum as Dr. Levenson and his absent minded father played once again by Judd Hirsch.
This time it takes place on the moon, ever since the last attack the queen of the alien race is furious and demands another armada be flown in with her this time to finish what they started.
This time aiding them is a ship they mistook for a probe droid that is the last of it's race.
8 out of 10 

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Firebreather



Margaret Rosenblat: Your father is a great many things, but he is not a monster. You don't know the things he's gone through. The *good* things he's done. I don't expect you to understand, but I did love him - and he gave me you.
Duncan Rosenblatt: So what am I? Am I human or am I Kaiju?
Margaret Rosenblat: You're you, that's all that matters.

A kid named Duncan finds out that he is " different" from other people, he is a hybrid half human and half Kaiju. From acclaimed anime director Peter Chung comes the story of a teenage kid during the war between dragons and humans who finds out his human mother gave her heart to a dragon. Now in a world of humans Duncan Rosenblatt has to find out who he is if he wishes to survive the war or risk having the human race go extinct.