Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Night At The Museum 3: Secret of the tomb in memory of Robin Williams and 2014 end wrap up



Larry Daley: These guys depend on me.

In memory of Robin Williams
                                                                                     (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014)
                                                                                        The man who kept the magic alive and brought the clown back in comedy.
                                                                                       
This movie takes our night watchman Larry Daley to the British Museum. He needs to fix the Tablet that brought his exhibit friends to life before time runs out.  New and old friends join him along his challenging path, Ben Stiller plays not 1 but 2 roles in this one along with his main role he plays another Neanderthal called Laaa. I give this a 9 out of 10, Crystal the monkey our loveable simian actress is back as the goofy monkey Dexter..... I can see goofing around ok, but some of the things she was told to do in this one really didn't need to be done. This ends my reviews for 2014 and sadly this is also the last movie for Robin Williams......he will be missed greatly.

Monday, December 22, 2014

the pyramid


Well folks, there are 2 things for this movie ( That is if it ever graces you're theaters.) 1. It's horror movie, so it has all the aspects of what you would come to expect from a horror movie and 2nd. This is not your kiddy movie so I'd strongly recommend hiring a babysitter before you go. It was supposed to come out on the 5th of December but they pushed it back. With good reason it messed up almost about everything Egyptologists know about Ancient Egypt and along with that at one point they tried to connect Egyptians with Mayans!  This sorely gets a 3 out of 10. They say the movie tagline is the curse is real, not far from the truth.If you wish to know the whole story go to Youtube and a subscriber on there named Mr. creepypasta will have all the pyramid chapters.

Friday, December 19, 2014

The hobbitt: Battle of the five armies ( The end)



I saw the light fade from the sky
On the wind I heard a sigh
As the snowflakes cover my fallen brothers
I will say this last goodbye

Night is now falling
So ends this day
The road is now calling
And I must away
Over hill and under tree
Through lands where never light has shone
By silver streams that run down to the sea

Under cloud, beneath the stars
Over snow one winter's morn
I turn at last to paths that lead home
And though where the road then takes me
I cannot tell
We came all this way
But now comes the day
To bid you farewell

Many places I have been
Many sorrows I have seen
But I don't regret
Nor will I forget
All who took the road with me

Night is now falling
So ends this day
The road is now calling
And I must away
Over hill and under tree
Through lands where never light has shone
By silver streams that run down to the sea

To these memories I will hold
With your blessing I will go
To turn at last to paths that lead home
And though where the road then takes me
I cannot tell
We came all this way
But now comes the day
To bid you farewell

I bid you all a very fond farewell



It's here folks, we knew it would come to this but the saga that shall combine LOTR is now over. It's further adventures await all of Tolkien lovers old or young in fan films, mini-series, books and video games. As a big finale for Jackson and Del Toro this film had SFX beyond parallel. And love lost and true heroism were all in there. the last was truly Jackson's best. 10 out of 10!


Sunday, December 14, 2014

The Therory of Everything : The Astounding life of Stephen Hawking




Stephen Hawking: There should be no boundaries to human endeavor. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there's life, there is hope.

A lot of people say just because they read Dr. Stephen Hawking's many novels they think ok that's it I know everything there is to know about him. I am here to say no..... you do not. To actually know the man you would have to know not just his brilliance but the pains he felt during his life as well. He was not just a world renowned scientist but a fighter as well, when he went to the hospital he was of course diagnosed with a form of Lou Gehrig's disease and the doctor's at the hospital said he had only 2 years to live at the most. This movie show's how he thought he married the woman of his dreams and all while going down a downward spiral showing the world  that the human brain can in fact work wonders. this movie goes in my year ending 2014 reviews as a big 10 out of 10.

Monday, December 1, 2014

the Penguins of Madagascar



Classified: Remain calm, penguins. You're now under the protection of the North Wind.
Skipper: Private, dibble me.
[Private takes a dibble bag out of Rico's body, gives it to Skipper, then he jumps in front of Classified]
Skipper: We're not going anywhere with you.
[munches]
Skipper: We don't even know who the heck you are.
Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-spe...
[Skipper munches]
Classified: an elite undercover inter-species...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: task for...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: force...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: dedicated to help...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: to help...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: dedicated to...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: dedicated to helping animals who can't
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: help
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: themselves.
[Skipper munches again for the last time, then Classified growls]


Fans of the Madagascar movies, the wait is over. The undercover Penguins that people know and love have finally got their own spot in the limelight. Followed by a new organization of artic animals called the North Wind, headed up by an artic timber wolf voiced by Benedict Cumberbach ( most highly known for the British version of Elementary the life of Sherlock Holmes and Star Trek: Into the Darkness as the villain Khan.) And for the very first time as a Voice Over actor John Malcovich as Professor Pine/ Dave the Octopus. This movie will keep kids and family members alike on the edge of their seats laughing with things like celeberty slapsticks to just plain fun. 9 out of 10