Night At The Museum 3: Secret of the tomb in memory of Robin Williams and 2014 end wrap up

Larry Daley: These guys depend on me.

In memory of Robin Williams
                                                                                     (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014)
                                                                                        The man who kept the magic alive and brought the clown back in comedy.
                                                                                       
This movie takes our night watchman Larry Daley to the British Museum. He needs to fix the Tablet that brought his exhibit friends to life before time runs out.  New and old friends join him along his challenging path, Ben Stiller plays not 1 but 2 roles in this one along with his main role he plays another Neanderthal called Laaa. I give this a 9 out of 10, Crystal the monkey our loveable simian actress is back as the goofy monkey Dexter..... I can see goofing around ok, but some of the things she was told to do in this one really didn't need to be done. This ends my reviews for 2014 and sadly this is also the last movie for Robin Williams......he will be missed greatly.

the pyramid

Well folks, there are 2 things for this movie ( That is if it ever graces you're theaters.) 1. It's horror movie, so it has all the aspects of what you would come to expect from a horror movie and 2nd. This is not your kiddy movie so I'd strongly recommend hiring a babysitter before you go. It was supposed to come out on the 5th of December but they pushed it back. With good reason it messed up almost about everything Egyptologists know about Ancient Egypt and along with that at one point they tried to connect Egyptians with Mayans!  This sorely gets a 3 out of 10. They say the movie tagline is the curse is real, not far from the truth.If you wish to know the whole story go to Youtube and a subscriber on there named Mr. creepypasta will have all the pyramid chapters.

The hobbitt: Battle of the five armies ( The end)

I saw the light fade from the sky
On the wind I heard a sigh
As the snowflakes cover my fallen brothers
I will say this last goodbye

Night is now falling
So ends this day
The road is now calling
And I must away
Over hill and under tree
Through lands where never light has shone
By silver streams that run down to the sea

Under cloud, beneath the stars
Over snow one winter's morn
I turn at last to paths that lead home
And though where the road then takes me
I cannot tell
We came all this way
But now comes the day
To bid you farewell

Many places I have been
Many sorrows I have seen
But I don't regret
Nor will I forget
All who took the road with me

Night is now falling
So ends this day
The road is now calling
And I must away
Over hill and under tree
Through lands where never light has shone
By silver streams that run down to the sea

To these memories I will hold
With your blessing I will go
To turn at last to paths that lead home
And though where the road then takes me
I cannot tell
We came all this way
But now comes the day
To bid you farewell

I bid you all a very fond farewell



It's here folks, we knew it would come to this but the saga that shall combine LOTR is now over. It's further adventures await all of Tolkien lovers old or young in fan films, mini-series, books and video games. As a big finale for Jackson and Del Toro this film had SFX beyond parallel. And love lost and true heroism were all in there. the last was truly Jackson's best. 10 out of 10!

The Therory of Everything : The Astounding life of Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking: There should be no boundaries to human endeavor. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there's life, there is hope.

A lot of people say just because they read Dr. Stephen Hawking's many novels they think ok that's it I know everything there is to know about him. I am here to say no..... you do not. To actually know the man you would have to know not just his brilliance but the pains he felt during his life as well. He was not just a world renowned scientist but a fighter as well, when he went to the hospital he was of course diagnosed with a form of Lou Gehrig's disease and the doctor's at the hospital said he had only 2 years to live at the most. This movie show's how he thought he married the woman of his dreams and all while going down a downward spiral showing the world  that the human brain can in fact work wonders. this movie goes in my year ending 2014 reviews as a big 10 out of 10.

the Penguins of Madagascar

Classified: Remain calm, penguins. You're now under the protection of the North Wind.
Skipper: Private, dibble me.
[Private takes a dibble bag out of Rico's body, gives it to Skipper, then he jumps in front of Classified]
Skipper: We're not going anywhere with you.
[munches]
Skipper: We don't even know who the heck you are.
Classified: The North Wind is an elite undercover inter-spe...
[Skipper munches]
Classified: an elite undercover inter-species...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: task for...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: force...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: dedicated to help...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: to help...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: dedicated to...
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: dedicated to helping animals who can't
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: help
[Skipper munches again]
Classified: themselves.
[Skipper munches again for the last time, then Classified growls]


Fans of the Madagascar movies, the wait is over. The undercover Penguins that people know and love have finally got their own spot in the limelight. Followed by a new organization of artic animals called the North Wind, headed up by an artic timber wolf voiced by Benedict Cumberbach ( most highly known for the British version of Elementary the life of Sherlock Holmes and Star Trek: Into the Darkness as the villain Khan.) And for the very first time as a Voice Over actor John Malcovich as Professor Pine/ Dave the Octopus. This movie will keep kids and family members alike on the edge of their seats laughing with things like celeberty slapsticks to just plain fun. 9 out of 10

the book of life

The book of life follows a tale of 2 brothers voiced by Diego Luna and  Channing Tatum who madly fall in love with a girl named Maria voiced by Zoe Saldana on the day of the dead festival. and to give it a little flair Ron Perlman voices you guessed it the devil while J-lo voices a security guard with something very mysterious up her sleeve. I give this a 10 out of 10 fun for the whole family. You don't have to be Spanish to enjoy this one.

Interstellar

Questions to ponder, what will life be like when we have no more oxygen on planet earth so we are forced to move to planets outside our known solar system? Will we make new friends? Will the races or climate there take a liking to us? This movie answers just that. This is definitely an Oscar winning movie for Matthew McCaughey besides him it has some very familiar actors with roes and cameos.
I give this a 9 out of 10 some parts are sketchy some are belivable but all in all it was a good movie. 

Annabelle

I LIKE YOUR DOLLS- Annabelle Hutchins

Once again James Wan and John Leonetti try to make a horror backstory out of their smash hit The Conjuring, and it falls increasingly flat. They had an idea to make a film about the warrens journey before our satanic doll but that went dead on the floor. this sadly gets a depressing 4 out of 10 the reason you'll go in thinking what a cool film but you'll come out with a lot of what if's and how come's that even your friends can't answer.

the box trolls

The box trolls is a movie that asks people do we really have to be afraid of what we don't know and also just because somebody says something does that make it right? The trolls come out at night and clean up the streets clutter when others are asleep and when someone spooks them they hide just like anybody. 9 out of 10

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Raphael: Why are you always telling me what to DO!

They're back in a new feature film based off the 2014 Nickelodeon series, and as always kicking the shell out of the foot clan and shredder of course. But there is one thing I need to tell all of you, beware the IMDB casting site because there is something on the full cast that says a man named K. Todd Freeman will be playing the evil Dr. Baxter Stockman do not believe this......He is never in the movie. One thing you will learn if you haven't seen the CGI series is the newest origin of the turtles I also went on the net and I saw an interview with Johnathan Lieberman the new director and he has gone on to say when the DVD hits the stores it will be choc full of deleted scenes. I give this movie a 9 out of 10, Megan Fox plays April O'Neil and I really wasn't expecting that but she proved me wrong in being that she ended up a very good pick  

Hirosima concert

I've heard this band's music, but in all my life I have never seen them actually play live before. Now I got my chance, we were supposed to go see them up in Washington D.C. But that show got cancelled but what I did see of them I'll never forget. 10 out of 10

ZZ Top and guest opener Jeff Beck 2014 concert

This was a hard hitting concert which collaborated instrumental guitar with old time rock. They did this concert most of all to promote ZZ Top's new cd in over years called La Futura.
They may be growing old but the music we know and love will never change, 7 out of possible 10.
They could have done more it was pretty short for a concert but Jeff Beck showed that even after all these year his six strings still rock.

Good news all Dew lovers! Mountain Dew has a new flavor just in time for summer. America's Taco franchise Taco bell came out with a startling new drink in it's chain a drink called Baja Blast made by Mountain Dew. Turns out so many people flocked to the restaurant for this new flavor Taco Bell found out they stepped on to something good, and so now they have decided they are not just going to let restaurant customer's buy it....but they will also let everybody in on it for a limited time so better get iit while the going is good folks it will be in Taco Bell and anywhere Mountain Dew is sold throughout this summer it consists of a blend of tropical lime juices and an assortment of other flavors mixed into one. 

Star Wars: The Old Republic

The force will be with you.......Always-Obi-Wan Kenobi

Before Luke before Leia before Han or even Anakin and Obi-Wan The Galaxy was still in turmoil and a very sad state of disgrace. But there is one hero that can either make or break this ongoing cycle..... YOU! Play as a Mandolorian, sith, Imperial agent, bounty hunter a sith inquisitor a sith knight swearing to become a dark lord or a Jedi knight learning the way of the force a counselor bringing peace to negotiations at times when all seems bleak or a Smuggler living for the thrill of a good paycheck. The choice is yours you make the saga will you bring peace to a crumbling republic or watch it rot?    

GODZILLA 2014

He's back! Our favorite mean green machine with a chip on his shoulder now travels to none other than the home of the 49'ers! And this time instead of wrecking the series like that sorry excuse for a remake in the big apple, he is now playing the role of hero again. an age old wreck down in a mine propels a monster called a muto to arise nest and search for it's lost mate. Will our hero be able to wake up from his deep slumber before it's to late or is humanity as we know it doomed to die! 9 out of 10  

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

What do you do when you have a husband who's alter ego happens to be a player? Give up? Don't take it sitting down. Leslie Mann stars as a wife who needs Cameron Diaz and Swimsuit Model Kate Upton's help for the ultimate revenge. 10 out of 10. Moral to this movie never piss of a lady they don't get mad.....they get even!

Yoostar 2

This is your time to shine, pick any popular movie. Blues brothers, gone with the wind, terminator, wizard of Oz anything. ready set action.....YOU! Take on the roles of all the stars of any movie that critics of all time have been giving thumbs up. So what are you waiting for?  Get on the KINECT on XBOX and become a legend. 

WWE 2K14

WWE 2K14

for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world ladies and gentlemen.............LLLLETS GET RRRREADYYY TO RUMBLLEEEEEEEEEEE - Michel Buffer

( Ok,Ok It's boxing people.........but for this intro I thought it appropriate)

Greetings wrestling fans and XBOX gamer's, If you like a good smackdown no matter if boss pissed you of at work or somebody really made you feel like whooping someone......this game is for you!

The wrestlers include:

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Hulk Hogan ( Hollywood and unlockable old WWF version)

The Rock

Seamus

John Cena

Rey Mysterio

Kane

(The dead man) The Undertaker

Stephanie McMahon

Hornswaggle

Mark Henry

JBL

And many more old and new wrestlers and divas.

Also including a TV fight between Andre The Giant and Big John.

And the voice of WWE we know and love Jerry " The King" Lawler.

Also a very special edition to the arena choices the WWE channel NXT Arena.

 

 

 

 

Amazing spider-man 2

There will be days where you feel all alone and that's when hope is needed most.
No matter how buried it gets or how lost you feel, you most promise me that you will hold on to hope.
Keep it alive! We have to be greater than what we suffer..
My wish for you is to become hope.. People need that..
And even if we fail... what better way is there to live? -Gwen Stacy

Our Friendly Neighborhood Web swinger is back! But this time he's in over his head, a break-up.......a death that he hoped would never happen. And two of his best friends want to kill him! All in a days work that and a convicted killer is causing mass chaos. My girlfriend said I should be straight and to the point and I definitely agree. I thought this was a very good movie it may have had some flaws to it but over all it kept you on your seat. This movie was anything but a snooze fest 9 out of 10 for all the true believers out there. Unlike Rami's take on the film this will have 2 more movies to it. You can bet on you loyal movie critic to be spinning more reviews as the saga progresses. As Stan Lee would say "later spider fans" Excelsior!
    

Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

This isn't a re-boot but a LONG awaited prequel. Chris Pine ( from Star Trek fame) takes the helm this time as Jack Ryan. And Kevin Costner Plays the man who hires him straight out of college. This is a good movie for people who have seen movies like The Hunt for Red October, Clear And Present Danger among others who wish to stop and think " Hey! Where'd this guy come from anyway?" 10 out of 10

Walking with Dinosaurs

Let's do it, walk like an Egyptian yea

Don't confuse the name with the movie folks, this isn't a finally made history channel movie. The movie talks about where a centuries old claw was found. Good for kids who are thinking paleontology might be the way to go in life. 6 out of 10. 

Frozen

Oh my god! not now!
 

Disney's latest movie comes from a story called the snow queen, about a queen who can bring winter to anything.

It's fun for kids and parents alike, and there is a bonus it also has a new Disney toon by John Lassiter.
9 out of 10

I AM DEATH!- SMAUG

Bilbo and the 13 dwarves are back. Still questing for their rightful claim that was stolen from them long ago. This is the 2nd out of 3 movies that Peter Jackson is trying to wrap up, oh I forgot to mention the Elves are in this one to.

10 out of 10.